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	<title>Comments on: Crap! I have a blog.</title>
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	<description>Friendship, percieved friendship, blood relation, or Department of Homeland Security directives do NOT constitute an obligation to read this blog. Penalty for not answering "yes" to the author's inquiry into whether you have read this blog or not shall not exceed a dispirited sigh or the stink-eye.</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 05:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Jeff</title>
		<link>http://idontreadyourblog.blog.friendster.com/2005/03/crap-i-have-a-blog/#comment-9</link>
		<dc:creator>Jeff</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2005 18:04:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Holy crap man, you have a blog!
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Holy crap man, you have a blog!</p>
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		<title>By: Jennifer</title>
		<link>http://idontreadyourblog.blog.friendster.com/2005/03/crap-i-have-a-blog/#comment-8</link>
		<dc:creator>Jennifer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 02:18:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don't have to sign in to read, do have to sign in to post a comment.

I can't believe you have a blog.  Crap.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t have to sign in to read, do have to sign in to post a comment.</p>
<p>I can&#8217;t believe you have a blog.  Crap.</p>
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		<title>By: Aaron</title>
		<link>http://idontreadyourblog.blog.friendster.com/2005/03/crap-i-have-a-blog/#comment-7</link>
		<dc:creator>Aaron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2005 11:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, by the way, did you guys have to join Friendster.com to post a message here or to view the blog in the first place?
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, by the way, did you guys have to join Friendster.com to post a message here or to view the blog in the first place?</p>
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		<title>By: Aaron</title>
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		<dc:creator>Aaron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Mar 2005 11:09:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What green crap? Those were my teeth!

My Dearest Steve, come join us all in the 21st century. I'm putting line breaks in my emails but your Commodore 64 doesn't know what a line break is. Try upgrading to a Mac Classic 286. I hear you can actually view line-art porno on it! "Mac Playmate!"

Worst shitters...
#1 Farah hotel, Amman Jordan.
#2 My current shitter when I first moved in.

Both of them filthy squat-holes that stank like... well, like a filthy sqat-hole. I managed to clean mine and another guy got rid of the crazy Brit who wouldn't use the bucket to flush his turds.

#3 The turlit in the all-you-can-mash-down-your-gullet buffet in Sandusky, OH. The creamed chipped beef on bacon and chicken fried jello seemed to be creating a life form that just didn't like to stay in the bowl.

I know I asked for abuse here, but I'm even taking shit from my sister??? My blog rules!

But still, I can't do anything about the spacing in the emails or blogs. I've tried and the html just deletes the extra ones. So walk it off, suckas!
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What green crap? Those were my teeth!</p>
<p>My Dearest Steve, come join us all in the 21st century. I&#8217;m putting line breaks in my emails but your Commodore 64 doesn&#8217;t know what a line break is. Try upgrading to a Mac Classic 286. I hear you can actually view line-art porno on it! &#8220;Mac Playmate!&#8221;</p>
<p>Worst shitters&#8230;<br />
#1 Farah hotel, Amman Jordan.<br />
#2 My current shitter when I first moved in.</p>
<p>Both of them filthy squat-holes that stank like&#8230; well, like a filthy sqat-hole. I managed to clean mine and another guy got rid of the crazy Brit who wouldn&#8217;t use the bucket to flush his turds.</p>
<p>#3 The turlit in the all-you-can-mash-down-your-gullet buffet in Sandusky, OH. The creamed chipped beef on bacon and chicken fried jello seemed to be creating a life form that just didn&#8217;t like to stay in the bowl.</p>
<p>I know I asked for abuse here, but I&#8217;m even taking shit from my sister??? My blog rules!</p>
<p>But still, I can&#8217;t do anything about the spacing in the emails or blogs. I&#8217;ve tried and the html just deletes the extra ones. So walk it off, suckas!</p>
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		<title>By: Susan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Susan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2005 17:24:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Glad to see that despite having AOL conversations with you continuously dropping out, that you have been able to set yourself up with a crappy blog. Mysterious technology.

Looking forward to reading more of your stories. However, forget the photos of you with green crap in your teeth. I couldn't eat for a week after that.

I will be very jealous if you get to Syria before me.

Sue xx
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Glad to see that despite having AOL conversations with you continuously dropping out, that you have been able to set yourself up with a crappy blog. Mysterious technology.</p>
<p>Looking forward to reading more of your stories. However, forget the photos of you with green crap in your teeth. I couldn&#8217;t eat for a week after that.</p>
<p>I will be very jealous if you get to Syria before me.</p>
<p>Sue xx</p>
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		<title>By: Anita</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anita</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2005 19:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don't think it would kill you to put two spaces between sentences either.   Like this?    See how much nicer it is on the eyes....geeeez!     Give him books, teach him to read, walk him to school, what does he do?     Eat the teacher!

Other than that, keep up the good work.  I for one love, to read your crappy blog.

Love you,
Anita
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t think it would kill you to put two spaces between sentences either.   Like this?    See how much nicer it is on the eyes&#8230;.geeeez!     Give him books, teach him to read, walk him to school, what does he do?     Eat the teacher!</p>
<p>Other than that, keep up the good work.  I for one love, to read your crappy blog.</p>
<p>Love you,<br />
Anita</p>
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		<title>By: Steve</title>
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		<dc:creator>Steve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2005 17:43:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I didn't know there was a pool! If it's not too late, my bet is that you get your head sawed off in Sudan (if you haven't been there yet that is). I'm in for $5.

Also, would it kill you to put some fu*#ing paragraph breaks in your emails?  I need to get a ruler and drag it down the page so my eyes can stay on the right line.

Finally, in one of your pictures there is one of you sitting next to some dude chewing on something. I forgot which hell-hole it was.  Yemen, Jordan, something like that.  I bring it up because I swore I recognized that guy from Costco, Fremont.  I think I smelled him through the monitor.

Hope your having fun and you'll have to address my burning question...which country has the best and worst shitters.  Do you really wipe with your hand?

Love and kisses,
Republican Steve
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I didn&#8217;t know there was a pool! If it&#8217;s not too late, my bet is that you get your head sawed off in Sudan (if you haven&#8217;t been there yet that is). I&#8217;m in for $5.</p>
<p>Also, would it kill you to put some fu*#ing paragraph breaks in your emails?  I need to get a ruler and drag it down the page so my eyes can stay on the right line.</p>
<p>Finally, in one of your pictures there is one of you sitting next to some dude chewing on something. I forgot which hell-hole it was.  Yemen, Jordan, something like that.  I bring it up because I swore I recognized that guy from Costco, Fremont.  I think I smelled him through the monitor.</p>
<p>Hope your having fun and you&#8217;ll have to address my burning question&#8230;which country has the best and worst shitters.  Do you really wipe with your hand?</p>
<p>Love and kisses,<br />
Republican Steve</p>
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